Pandemic caused by Taylor Swifts Music

Pop - Country sensation Taylor Swift has just spilled that she caused the Swine Flu Pandemic that is sweeping the World.

With the level being pushed to 5 by the World Health Organization, she felt that it would be good press to go ahead and create some controversy.

It all started when she traveled to Mexico to play her super charged pop-country blend of crap music to some school children. With there not so good immune systems, (anyone remember what the conquistadors did to the Mayans and Aztecs?) the music mutated the swine flu and allowed it to jump to the children! Not the children of the sun...again! After she infected the children, it was off to Cancun for another benefit show. By then the flu was building in strength and was now playing her music with there last.fm account and pandora, even a grooveshark account was detected by a H1V1 code name.

So look out world, if the music from Taylor Swift wasn't awful enough, it will cause you to have a fever and crap all over yourself.

Curing a Hangover, Yes it's possible

Ah yes, New Years Day. Or should I say National Hangover Day. However you just can't "cure" a hangover but you can do things to help ease the discomfort before and after you drink. Hear are a few tips for the year to get you through that unfortunate time when the Head throbs, Stomach aches, Eyes sink in, and just a overall blahh feeling. Happy Drinking!!!

1. Drink pleny of Water through the day so your body stays hydrated when you decide to take those shots or chug that beer. It is a great preventative measure for the next morning. Also, before you go to bed, drink a glass of water and that will help your body hydrate since, while you sleep, your body struggles to find hydration.

2. This one may seem boring but moderation and timing is a GREAT way to prevent a hangover. Take your time on a drink and then when the nights over and you go to bed, instead of 12 drinks you only had 6!! Genius!!

3. Before you go out, about 3 hours prior, drink a glass of prickly pear juice and then let the good times roll!!

4. Eat before you start drinking. It's not so much the food absorbs the alcohol, but your stomach is full and less likely to hold more liqour.

5. This is more of a personal trick but spicy peppers, jalepenos serranos habaneros, help me cure a hangover quickly!!

So to all that decide to drink this year, including myself, may I wish you good times with great friends and great things to come in 2009!!