Pop - Country sensation Taylor Swift has just spilled that she caused the Swine Flu Pandemic that is sweeping the World.
With the level being pushed to 5 by the World Health Organization, she felt that it would be good press to go ahead and create some controversy.
It all started when she traveled to Mexico to play her super charged pop-country blend of crap music to some school children. With there not so good immune systems, (anyone remember what the conquistadors did to the Mayans and Aztecs?) the music mutated the swine flu and allowed it to jump to the children! Not the children of the sun...again! After she infected the children, it was off to Cancun for another benefit show. By then the flu was building in strength and was now playing her music with there last.fm account and pandora, even a grooveshark account was detected by a H1V1 code name.
So look out world, if the music from Taylor Swift wasn't awful enough, it will cause you to have a fever and crap all over yourself.
